On the back window of a Caprice I was informed, by the owner, to check out a sticker of a dude with a Mini Truckin' hat peein' on the word "donk." Now, two things in particular caught my attention about this. First, this sticker was not ON a mini truck, it was on a CAR, and the last time I checked, a car is not quite the same as a truck. Second, why the donk hate? I mean really. Overall, this sticker pretty much made my day, and shows perhaps a confusing relationship between mini trucks, donks, and cars.
By the end of the day, I had figured it out. This vehicle owner could be described as "a-could-be-donk-owner-but-really-a-donk-hater-who-ended-up-with -a-car-instead-of-a-mini-truck-but-really-wants-a-mini-truck-and-is- sensitive-about-possibly-being-labeled-a-donk-owner."
Am I wrong?