Pay attention. This is important stuff that you'll need for your next river run.
Unbeknownst to me, these guys actually had some Martha Stewart-like arts and crafts skills.
Captions for the pictures:
1. Take two 18-can Bud Light boxes.
2. Find the pink scissors that you snuck into the fairgrounds. (Yes, even these cute scissors are dangerous.)
3. Combine the two boxes. (Vague, I know. Figure it out.)
4. Make cowboy hat. (Vague again, I know. Scissors are still dangerous.)
5. Shape cowboy hat brim.
6. Show off hat. Yes, you look good.
7. Make Bud Light crown out of box scraps. Call your girlfriends.